If you receive an email entitled "Bad Times", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is very nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.
It will program your phone to auto-dial only 900 numbers.

This virus will also mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING!!!

It will drink all your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING???

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with NAIR, and your NAIR with Rogaine, all while dating your lover behind your back and billing the hotel rendezvous to your VISA.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive, and incorporating undetectable misspellings which will change the interpretations of all key sentences.

If "Bad Times" is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole, and your whole milk with skim.

*****WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN*****

And if you don't send this to 5000 people within 20 seconds of receiving it, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will and shoot out in front of you causing sparks which will ignite the carpet and setting your house on fire.

SEND TO EVERYONE !!! In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.